Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Dang ya'll



Alright apparently it's alrady been a month since my last post. I really do have good intentions about this whole blog thing. Hunter started football. I was nervous at first, you know like when I found out that his coach has a tatoo on the back of his head of the #10. Why is that scary you ask? Because that is his high school football jersey # and the # that his sons wear. Turns out the guy isn't as intense as I thought he would be, which is great. However, the bad news is that Hunter 's age group is tackle--not flag..I knew this going in, however I didn't know that the weight limit for these 7 and 8 year olds would be 125 pounds! Yes, you read that correctly. My baby is in the 50th percentile for weight--meaning he's not underweight.. he's not overweight. He's just an average kid. Hunter weighs 50 pounds, yet could be facing boys that weigh 75 pounds more than him!!! Thank God for our awesome union who has fought to maintain our AWESOME insurance. I have a feeling we will be using it a lot this year.

In other news, Lindsey Lohan got busted with cocaine today. What a fuc*ing moron! The only reason she's not a crack whore selling her body for a hit is b/c we all loved her in the remake of the Parent Trap and the trust fund for that is still providing for her daily snort. And will the tabloids quit saying she's anorexic? She's on Jenny Coke people. And it comes with no pre-packaged meals.

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