Grace: "Wow Mama! Your tummy is gettin' bigger, and bigger, and bigger!"
Me: "Really? I thought it was getting smaller with all the working out I've been doing."
Grace: "Nope Mama. Look at it (as she pokes my belly in and out with her finger.) See it's been gettin' bigger."
Then after the shower, I head to my room to get dressed. She comes in as I'm sittting on the bed, and touched my boob, then she starts up again with more "compliments".
Grace: "I just touched your boobie."
Me: "I know. You touched my nipple. You have nipples too Grace."
Grace: "Yeah, I have nipples Mama, but I don't have long boobs like those. When I grow up and get big, I will have long boobs like you."
Nice. Not big boobs, or perky boobs (hey I can wish can't I..), but LONG boobs. Maybe that's why my husband affectionately calls me monkey tits. What do you think?
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Well, my youngest walked in while I was using the bathroom and proceeded to tell me, after pointing between my legs, "Your penis is getting smaller."
I lock the bathroom door now.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
I CAN SO RELATE! TOO FUNNY!
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